M' names Jayne. Ask me stuff.
!!! JAAAAAAYYYYNE!!!!!
Hahaha! He tries so damn hard! Sounds like a donkey coughing somethin’ up heheheh.
Wouldn’t be talkin’ if I were you Jayne. I’ve heard ya with yer whores…
Whatever!

rikkysworld asked: I wouldn't do that, I know what he does on his spare time.
Wasn’t gonna say Ah was gonna kill ‘im. Everyone knows what that man does in his spare time.

I see y’all are wearin’ a similar hat tah him…
!!! JAAAAAAYYYYNE!!!!!

Hahaha! He tries so damn hard! Sounds like a donkey coughing somethin’ up heheheh.
rikkysworld asked: I've seen him around. Tricky fellow.
Ain’t that tricky just damn short. Maybe Ah should scare ‘im one of these days. You know:

killyouwithmymind asked: "Girl's Name, I am bored." River frowned softly, bouncing just slightly up and down. "I think that should be changed. I think you should be entertaining."

What the who in the hell? River?
KAYLEE??!!! Who is this???
webbyghost asked: Your Ma sounds like a heck of a lady, she must be right proud to have you as a son. An' I mean that sincere-like. What did you wanna be as a kid?
She damn well is!
As I kid? I wanted tah fight. On mah home planet the best of tha best would fight in an arena me an’ my frien’ would go.
rikkysworld asked: Badger. He's the shortish Gent, with a hat and accent, right?
Yeah he’s that guy… Bowler hat.. n’ stuff.
webbyghost asked: Well ain't you a sight for sore eyes. Ain't heard from you in a while! Though I s'pose you got lots of things to keep you busy. You'd think i'd have come up with a question in that time but not really. Hmm... If you never kiss 'em on the m- no that's not my question, uh... If you'd been born a girl, what do you think you'd be like?
If AH was born a girl? Probably turn out like mah mom. She’s tough as nails.